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mooneymannyinthesky:

is this deadpool?

wHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THAT IS JASON FUCKING TODD THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.

THE WOMAN HE THOUGHT WAS HIS MOTHER OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID, AND HIS DAD DITCHED AND THEN PROMPTLY DIED WHEN HE WAS EVEN YOUNGER.

HE LIVED ON THE STREETS FOR TWO YEARS BEFORE HE HAD THE BALLS TO STEAL MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN’S TIRES.

HE BECAME THE SECOND ROBIN AFTER STEALING HIS PREDECESSORS COSTUME FROM A LOCKED CONTAINER IN THE FUCKING BATCAVE. 

THIS MILF RAN AROUND IN A TRAFFIC-STREET COLORED UNITARD FOR A FEW YEARS, UNTIL HE DISCOVERED THAT THE WOMAN WHO OVERDOSED WHEN HE WAS A KID WASN’T ACTUALLY HIS FUCKING MOTHER.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES?

HE GOES AND FUCKING FINDS THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HIM TO CONGRATULATE HER ON GIVING BIRTH TO ONE OF THE MOST BADASS HEROES IN CREATION, AND ALSO BECAUSE JASON FUCKING TODD (YES THAT IS INDEED HIS MIDDLE NAME I SWEAR) IS THROUGH-AND-THROUGH A FAMILY GUY.

AND EVEN WHEN THIS BITCH BETRAYS HIM TO THE GODDAMN JOKER, WHO PROCEEDS TO BEAT THEM BOTH UP AND LEAVE THEM TO DIE WITH A BOMB IN A WAREHOUSE, JASON MOTHERFUCKING TODD STILL TRIES TO SAVE HER.

 AND HE DIES FOR IT. AND HE IS THE REASON WHY THE GODDAMN BATMAN IS EVEN MORE DEPRESSED AND MOODY AND SHIT, BECAUSE HE MADE HIS ADOPTED FATHER BURY HIM.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BASTARD DOES NEXT?

HE COMES BACK TO FUCKING LIFE.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

I THOUGHT NOT. 

SO NO, THIS IS NOT FUCKING DEADPOOL.

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING JASON TODD, MEMBER OF THE GODDAMN BATFAMILY, ANTI-HERO OF THE YEAR, AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME HEROES EVER CREATED.

AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT.

(Source: karlcat)

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